Jake & Becky


Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.  They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store.  Jake suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:  “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob:  “We’re about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist, “Of course we do.”

Jacob:  “How about medication for circulation?”

Pharmacist:  “All kinds.”

Jacob:  “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”

Pharmacist:  “Definitely.”

Jacob:  “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”

Pharmacist:  “Yes, a large variety.  The works.”

Jacob:  “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist:  “Absolutely!”

Jacob:  “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

Pharmacist:  “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob:  “We’d like to use your store as our Bridal Registry.”


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